I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.
Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend.
I'm a cop & u r undr arrest 4 bein wat u r.It's illegal 2 b so sweet & frendly as u r.So i hereby sentence u 2 a lifetime imprisonment in my heart.Case closed.