Warning: Xmas has

Warning: Xmas has
Warning: Xmas has been cancelled and its all your fault! Someone told Santa that you had been good all year .. He died laughing. Merry xmas
  

Jan, 14 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     767 views       April Fool

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U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS & U will be a BROHTER for all CUTE GIRLS .
Reh na paoge kabhi bhulakar dekho, yakin na aata ho to aazmakar dekho, har jagah mehsoos hogi hamari kami, apni suni mehfilon ko kitna bhi saja kar dekho!
Unki tasveer ko seene se lga lete h is tarah judai ka ghm bhula lete h kabhi kahi zikr jo hojaye unka to haskar bheegi palke jhuka lete hai.
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad.
Aaj kal ladkiyon se Rasme Wafaor Dil Lagana sarasar bhool haiJis din ye ikrar karen pyar ka,Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai.........
Chaha Tha Unhe Hale Dil Sunana, Chaha Tha Unhe Junoone Mohhabatt Dikhana, Nasme Laye The Hum Dil Kured Kured Kar, Per Alfaaz Bhi Chale Gaye Unhe Dekh Kar
Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day
Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person cos u neither have to weigh ur thoughts nor measure ur words.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
Love is like a roller coaster. Once you have completed the ride, you want to go again. We will love for rest of our life
I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near. I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here. I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit. I’m sorry i love you, I can’t help it.
wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE…
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FB name WHITE ANGEL
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Motta Genda Ladka,
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