New punishmnt for

New punishmnt for
New punishmnt for cell owners Mised call kai liye JAIL. Sms kai liye FAANSI. Call kai Liye UMARKAID. aap mat daro KANJUSO ko to inaam hai
  

Jan, 23 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1080 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
Koi cheez Bewafai se badkar kya hogi, Ghum-e-imtihan judai se badkar kya hogi, kisiko deni ho jawani mein saza To PADAI se badkar saza kya hogi.
Arz hai-Dil k zkhm kisi Ko dikha na skoge Dil me jo he kisiko bta na skoge Karoge jawani me jo GF pe kharche Budhape tak udhari chuka na sako
Mehfil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,SMS maine kiye the sab ne kia shor,paisa to mera gaya par sab kamine keh rahe the1 aur 1 aur.
Wo Maza..Na takht me..Na taj me.. Na poori diniya ke raj me. Na sur me na saaz me, Na kuber ke khazaneme... Jo maza hai woh subah uthkar fir so jane m..!
Aj khuda ki shararat samajh aae hai, is dharti par apki hukumat samajh aae hai, apko dharti par bhejna uska bahana tha RAVAN ke baad kisi ko to is dharti par aana tha....
Hum aap ko itna yaad kartey hain jitna aap hame yaad kartey hain. Farq sirf itna hai ke hum yaad karke SMS kartey hain aap SMS parh kar Yaad kartey hain.
Aap ko man mein bhi yAAd karenge,Aapki har baatoN par aiTBaaR karenge,Aapko sMs karne ko to nahi kahenge phir bhi Aapke sMs ka iNTeZaar karenge!!
Wo chand si Ladki,Zulfen uski kali.Uski chal aisi,Mano hirni si mtawali.Uski hr ada,Is jahan se Nirali.Pr tu kya karega Wo Ladki to mne ptali.
Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun? Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun? Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun
SMS har pal karu to bewakufi hogi har roz karu to battmiji hogi har baar nahin karu to kanjusi hogi par kabhi kabaar karu to aapko khushi hogi.
Keh ke dekh liya, Chup reh ke bhi dekh liya, Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya. Unse baat karne ke liye hum bahut tadapte hai, Kya kare jab humare call karne se who bhadkte hai