Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

Hearme, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

The present is never a happy state to any being

Character is a by-product; it is produced in the great manufacture of daily duty.

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Have adialogue between the two opposing parts and you will find that they alwaysstart out fighting each other until we come to an appreciation of difference... a oneness and integration of the two opposingforces. Then the civil war is finished, and your e

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Evena sheet of paper has two sides.

A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing