karo shri ganpati

karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!

Jan, 14 2012 58 chars (1 sms) 1793 views Funny

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All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..

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************** Aapki yaad

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Girls heart is like

Girls heart is like WATER,Boys heart is lik MOBILE..Either water fals on mobile(or)mobile fals in water,Vaat to mobile ki hi lagti hain!!

The last fight

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'

I Wrote your

I Wrote your Name on the Sand, It got Washed Away.I Wrote your Name in Air,It got Blownaway. So I Wrote your Name in my Heart, Saala Heart Attack aa gaya

ek din Tarzan

ek din Tarzan Jangal me ja raha tha usne maraa huaa cheeta dekha or bola oh my God MY New under wear

Apple ka juice

Apple ka juice mango ka juice tarbujh ka juice badam ka juice khajur ka juice kaaju ka juice jo sms he naa kare woh KaN-JuiS.!

Find keys in

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hi i want to talk

hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear u a voice because just test weather can i under stand monkey lang

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aap hamari galli mein aaye thore sharmaye thore ghabraye thore sa myskaraye phir zoor se chillaye Aalu cholay masalay walay.

I saw six men

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother in law. My neighbour saidAre you going to help?I said No six should be enough.

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