Full Form of Girl

Full Form of Girl
Full Form of Girl-G-Gossipe me sabse aage,I-Innocent sirf shakal se,R-Rone ki automatic machine,L-Ladai me sabki maa.
  

Jan, 13 2012     117 chars (1 sms)     1029 views       Funny

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