2) A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay...
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)
3) Santa: Tumne itne chhote-chhote baal q katwaye?
Banta: Naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nhin the, to main bola 3 rupye ke aur kaat de 
4) Docter: I m Sorry Opration k waqt Rubber k Gloves aapke pet me reh gaye. dobara opration karna hoga
Sardar: Abey, pagal he kya? ye le 20 rupaye naya le le ...... :P
5) China Cricket kyu nhi khelta??
Kyu k....Technical problem hai
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye,
Woh muh dho k phir se aa sakta hai.
