For all those who wanted to be patriotic and do something for the country or wanted to impress a girl whose heart you have broken in the past, last week's release Gori Tere Pyaar Mein seemed to offer some solutions. We bring you some of those brights ideas that maybe of some help.

How to love your country?- Use eco-friendly idols for worship - because even a small contribution means a lot to the country!

Never date an environmentalist- An advice given by an experienced individual - never date an environmentalist... because 'Environ-mental nahi sirf mental hote hain!'

How to clear a traffic jam?- The most important technique... Scare the traffic police calling yourself pregnant and that your water bag will burst any time soon and they will surely let the traffic go!

Never take a vegetarian to a non-veg restaurant- If you take a vegetarian and ask them to choose a dish on crabs/fish/chicken... they will end up making you adopt one!

The perfect swayamvar location is a condolence meet- It is the right place where all potential grooms can be invited! But there is just one problem... They'll all be in white!!

How to impress your girlfriend's dad- If you want to impress a girl's dad... talk about your flaws and later, talk about the girl's flaws! Dad bhi impress and the girl is all yours!

Weird Indian rituals- If you are getting married to a Tamil Brahmin.... Beware if the guy starts running as a part of a ritual, there are chances he may never come back!!

You need not be a doctor- If there is an emergency delivery happening around, all you need to be is a social activist and from experience - you can even supervise the delivery of a goat! Don't ask...

How to impress a politician- All you need to tell them is you will be giving a tribute to his late mother and he will surely get your work done... Even if its building a bridge.

A new romantic memento... For a social activist, the most beautiful gift is the first brick of the bridge she has been planning to make.

Who says you need a contractor, political permission to build a bridge? - All you need is a population of 270 people.

Working with your co-villagers will solve all your bad habits! If you are a drug addict, if you are an alcoholic your bad habits can be cured when your villagers start working as you will get inspired by them!

Advice for a girl - Every city girl should go to a village.... And live in a rural area… the country will benefit from it! Lol!