Be your own judge

Be your own judge and you will be happy.

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Power is a little

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

You can outdistance

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

A lost battle is a

A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.

A bad workman

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

You see what power

You see what power is holding someone else's fear in your handand showing it to them!

We often pardon

We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.

Artists can color

Artists can color the sky red because they know its blue.those of us who are not artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we are stupid.

Bytrying often, the

Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

If you ain't never

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Man is born free,

Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains

Honesty is like

Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.

A miserand a liar bargain

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

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