Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
Constantrepetition carries conviction.
Compromise,n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticatedcommunication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Thesingle most powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get upand walk away from the table without a deal.
So longas a man is angry he cannot be in the right.
Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Tranquility will roof a house, but discord can wear away the foundation of a city.
Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.
Our patience will achieve more than our force.
It'sgood to shut up sometimes.