Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.
Dig a well before you are thirsty.
Our power is in our ability to decide.
Why don'tyou want to do what you know you should do? The reason you don't is thatyou're in conflict with yourself.
Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.
If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
No onecan persuade another to change. Each of us guards a gate of change that canonly be opened from the inside. We cannot open the gate of another, either byargument or emotional appeal.
When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.
Little things console us because little things afflict us.
Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.
Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.