Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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It is better

It is better to trust and sometimes be disappointed thanto be forever mistrusting and be right occasionally.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk:

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.

Oppositesattract and

Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.

Makesure you never,

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

There are two

There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.

It iswith our brothers

It iswith our brothers and sisters that we learn to love, share, negotiate, startand end fights, hurt others, and save face. The basis of healthy (orunhealthy) connections in adulthood is cast during childhood.

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Patience is something

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

The louder the

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

It seemed rather

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticatedcommunication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Whoever does not

Whoever does not know the truth is ignorant, but the one who knows the truth but denies is a criminal

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