Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

You see what power is holding someone else's fear in your handand showing it to them!

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Thereare two sides to every question.

Conflictcan be seen as a gift of energy, in which neither sideloses and a new dance is created.

Every man has the right to feel that "Because of me was the world created".

Sparrows who emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh.

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned

Our patience will achieve more than our force.

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