Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.
Itisn't that they can't see the solution. It's that they can't see the problem.
A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out
You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.
A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.
Theability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.
Treat peopleas if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what theyare capable of being.
The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.
No man is the whole himself; his friends are the rest of him.
Genius is a long impatience.
A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people angry enough to do something about it
Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.