Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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A man's ruin lies in his tongue.
You're ina much better position to talk with people when they approach you than whenyou approach them.
The warexisting between the senses and reason.
Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.
Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.
Living is the art of getting used to what we did'nt expect.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.
There is something monstrous in commands couched in invented and unfamiliar language, an alien master is the worst of all. The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
What is well done is done soon enough.
Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.