Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.

Compromiseis never anything

Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.

The hero's tomb

The hero's tomb is the cradle of the people

We judge others

We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves byour intentions.

Truth is strengthened

Truth is strengthened by observation and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainity.

You canoutdistance

You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

Itmatters not whether

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

You gotto be

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

History is the witness

History is the witness of the times, the light of truth.

Being virtuous is

Being virtuous is no feat once temptation ceases.

Stoppingat third base

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

Whetherit's the best

Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

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