Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.

Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather thancompetitive goals.

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

There are three ways of bearing ills of life: by indifference, by philosophy, and by religion.

Responsibility is the high price of self-ownership.

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

Wenever have the time to do it right but always have time to do it over.

Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.

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