Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Tact is the ability to make a person see the lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

Prayer changes things by changing people.

When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

Afanatic is a person who can’t change his mind and won’t change.

Virtue is more clearly shown in the performance of fire actions than in the non-preformance of base ones.

If youare standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

Philosophy begins in wonder. And, at the end, when philosophic thought has done its best, the wonder remains.

Nothing would be done at all if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it

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