Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Treatpeople as if they were, what they ought to be andyou help them become what they are capable of being.

Chances happens to all, but to turn chance to reality is the gift of the few.

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.

A woman can say

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

Misfortuneis not that

Misfortuneis not that which can be avoided, but that which cannot.

Duringthe Depression,

Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

Even a fish wouldn't

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Aperson whose heart

Aperson whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow anelephant.

If you follow me,

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

The major cause

The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

Pain is the outcome of sin.

Evil alone has oil for every wheel

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