Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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The great advantage

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.

We areall inclined

We areall inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts.

If pain could have

If pain could have cured us, we should have long ago been saved.

Thefirst principle of

Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

Accomplishmentof purpose is

Accomplishmentof purpose is better than making a profit.

Enthusiasm is faith

Enthusiasm is faith set on fire.

Nature's instructions

Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.

Makesure you never,

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

Tobelieve in something

Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

To be spiritual is

To be spiritual is not to reject reason but to go beyond it.

A man's real life is

A man's real life is that accorded to him in the thoughtd other man by reason of respect or natural love.

Liberty and democracy

Liberty and democracy becomes unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

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