Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Jan, 21 2012 51 chars (1 sms) 1812 views Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

If you climb up

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

A shipin harbor

A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships arebuilt for.

Whatlies behind

Whatlies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to whatlies inside of you.

There isno squabbling

There isno squabbling so violent as that between people who accepted an ideayesterday and those who will accept the same idea tomorrow.

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

To pushadvantages too

To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.

The hearthas arguments

The hearthas arguments with which the logic of mind is not acquainted.

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

Consistencyrequires you

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

When youhave to

When youhave to make a choice and you don't make it, that itself is a choice.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

hits counter