Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.
Wheneveryou're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make thedifference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factoris attitude.
If speaking is silver, then listening is gold.
In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.
Bythree methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest;second, imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is thebitterest.
A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.
Whenour knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by theillusions of our senses.
Whenyou're at the edge of a cliff, sometimes progress is a step backwards.
Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.
Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom
I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.
It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's moretrue that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted byother things than power.