Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.
We think too small. Like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.
The soul would have no rainbow, if the eyes had no tears.
Don'tuse a lot where a little will do.
My fathersaid: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let theother fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for alwaysmaking all the money, you won't have many deals.
Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.
Resolvingconflict is rarely about who is right. It is about acknowledgment andappreciation of differences.
One ofthe best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.
Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.
Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.
People say law but they mean wealth.
Life only demands from you the strength you posses
Fromlittle acorns mighty oaks do grow.