Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,
If you would know what nobody knows, read what everybody reads just after one year afterwards.
The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.
To do what others cannot do is talent. To do what talent cannot do is genius.
Chances happens to all, but to turn chance to reality is the gift of the few.
Like aball batted back and forth, a human being is batted by two forces within.
Don't throwout the baby with the bath water.
Malice drinketh its own poison.
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
People whoare too concerned with how well they are doing will be less successful andfeel less competent than those who focus on the task itself... Somepsychologists call it a conflict between egoorientation, or between extrinsicand intrinsic motivation...