Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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When angry, count

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

It isdifficult to

It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.

True friendship comes

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable

The man who says

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

Almost all four faults

Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them

Theproblem with

Theproblem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

Gossip is the art

Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid

By being pleasant

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

Chances happens to

Chances happens to all, but to turn chance to reality is the gift of the few.

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

It isdifficult to negotiate

It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.

Well done is better

Well done is better than well said.

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