Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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People say law but they mean wealth.

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Whoever is winning the race will always seem to be invincible.

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

Nogarden is without its weeds.

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

Jealousy arises from lack of Confidence, not in others, but in onself.

Anempty sack cannot stand up.

Aperson whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow anelephant.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.