Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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He that is unkind

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

One ofthe lessons

One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

I know you believe

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

Life is progress

Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.

Timinghas a lot to

Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

Liberty and democracy

Liberty and democracy becomes unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Thedeeper the waters

Thedeeper the waters are, the more still they run.

What we seek we shall find, what we flee from flee from us.

Learning is the property

Learning is the property of those who fear to do disagreeable things.

Alexander's last wrds

Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.

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