Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.
The pessimistsees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in everydifficulty.
It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.
We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.
The hardest thing to disguise is you feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.
If error is corrected whenever it is recognized as such,the path of error is the path of truth.
Old men are dangerous; it does not matter to them what is going to happen to the world.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
Twoprisoners whose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on thewall. The wall is the thing which separates them but is also their means ofcommunication. It is the same with us and God. Every separation is a link.
Talk back to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.
A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.
Oursubconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes, and cannot tell thedifference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What wecontinually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.