Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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You make a mountain

You make a mountain of a mole-hill.

Man must not check reason by tradition, but must check tradition by reason.

Don't throwout the

Don't throwout the baby with the bath water.

Thepeak efficiency of

Thepeak efficiency of knowledge and strategy is to make conflict unnecessary.

Watching small men at work reconciles to the great.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Concentration of wealth

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

A man is but a product of his thoughts; what he thinks, that he becomes

Bring ideas in and

Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.

Youdon't drown by

Youdon't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there. Anonymous Agood deal is a state of mind.

I willprepare and

I willprepare and some day my chance will come.

Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establisha dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolutionin order to establish the dictatorship.

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