Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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When trumpt sound today where wood you be! if you die today your JESUS has come! how could you give account of your life if JESUS meet you in your sinful life! repent now tomorrow might too late for you!
Instinct is the nose of the mind.
Girls .. . were allowed to play in the house . . . and boys were sent outdoors. . .Boys ran around in the yard with toy guns going kksshh-kksshh,fighting wars for made-up reasons and arguing about whowas dead, while girls stayed inside and played with dol
People loan their trust, they don't give it.
Sweet is pleasure after pain
Nations get as good or as bad a government as they deserve.
Sometimes the man of action is the fellow who has just got both his feat in hot water.
It's notthe will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.
There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.
Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
The mostdramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between men butbetween a man and himself where the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.
Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?