Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.

Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.

Better ask ten

Better ask ten times than go astray once.

One whodoes not l

One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.

An expert is a man,

An expert is a man, who dosent has all the answers, but he is sure that if that he is given enough money he can find them.

Though patience be

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod.

Show me a

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

Be slow of tounge and

Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.

The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Do not despair, not

Do not despair, not even over the fact that you don't despair.

Beautifullight is born

Beautifullight is born of darkness, so the faith that springs from conflict is oftenthe strongest and the best.

If wemanage conflict

If wemanage conflict constructively, we harness its energy for creativity and development.

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