Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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A man sits as many risks as he runs.

Astupid act entails doing the work twice over.

You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

If you are patient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.

Youcan't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.

The lust for power in dominating others inflames the heartmore than any other passion.

Enthusiasm sees only the down payment.

It'sgood to shut up sometimes.

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