Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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No one lies as much as the indignant do.
Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.
Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.
Trust exists; only lies are invented.
There is something monstrous in commands couched in invented and unfamiliar language, an alien master is the worst of all. The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it.
He who is overcautious will accomplish little.
Compromise,n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.
Books without the knowledge of life are useless.
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it
Sparrows who emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh.
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.