Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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People who can't admit they are part of the problem, willnever be part of its solution.

To like and dislike the same thing, that is, indeed, friendship.

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

There are always two forces warring against each other within us.

When your work speaks for itself,don't interrupt.

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves byour intentions.

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but bystriking true.

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