Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.

Thework will teach you how to do it.

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.

Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

Bestill when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

Kindwords do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

Silenceis the mother of truth.

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

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