Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Pleasure is by no

Pleasure is by no means an infallible critical guide, but it is the least fallible.

There is no knowledge

There is no knowledge that is not power.

Unresolved:A dose

Unresolved:A dose of adversity is often as needful as a dose of medicine.

Itis all right if

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

Learning is the property

Learning is the property of those who fear to do disagreeable things.

Inbusiness, you don't

Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.

Children are like wet

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

Of all the ways

Of all the ways to make your fortune the quickest and the best is to make people see clearly how much is your success is in there interest

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

Am Inot destroying

Am Inot destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

The grand essentials

The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do something to love, and something to hope for.

Modesty is the clothing of talent.

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