Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Humoris the affectionate

Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

To understand everything

To understand everything is to forgive everything.

Consistency is the

Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

In thebusiness world,

In thebusiness world, everyone is always working at legitimate cross purposes,governed by self interest.

The real purpose

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking

The talker will l

The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.

Icannot divine how

Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.

Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Happiness is the art

Happiness is the art of making a bouquet of those flowers within reach.

Write injuries in

Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.

The great advantage

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.

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