Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Sweet is pleasure after pain

Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

Thereis no advancement to him who stands trembling because he cannot see the endfrom the beginning.

There isnothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than anagreement.

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Ifpassion drives you, let reason hold the reins.

The hand of liberty is stronger than arms of power.

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