Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.
A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out
The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Our longingfor understandingis Eternal.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
Thereverse side also has a reverse side.
We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.
There is no evil in the atoms, only in men's souls.
The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.
Constant repetition carries conviction.
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
The directuse of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employedonly by small children and large nations.