Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.

To rule is not so much a question of the heavy hand as the firm seat.

Firstkeep the peace within yourself, then you can alsobring peace to others.

Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.

Whohath not known ill fortune, never knew himself, or his own virtue.

People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.

A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.

Thereis nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries thanan agreement.

Peoplewho are only good with hammers see every problem as a nail.

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