Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Whenour knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by theillusions of our senses.
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
Instinct is the nose of the mind.
Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.
Learning must be had, but in the second place, as subsequent only to greater qualities.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.
It's not only later than you think- it's sooner than you suspect.
Knowledge leads to unity, ignorance to diversity.
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
Genius is a long impatience.
Wisdomis what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.