Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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No one was ever really taught by another; each of us has to teach himself.
When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp
You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.
He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.
It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.
Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.
He who gainsa victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himselfis all powerful.
Necessity truns lion into fox.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
Nogarden is without its weeds.
Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid