Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.
Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.
Peoplewho can't admit they are part of the problem, will never be part of itssolution.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
When makinga decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous toconsider all the pros and cons. In vital matters, however, such as the choiceof a mate or a profession, the decision should come from the unconscious,from somewhere within ou
Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesn"t Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Won"t belive it....!!""
Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.
The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.
If speakingis silver, then listening is gold.
No onewould talk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.
Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
A half-truth won for ourselves is worth more than a whole truth learned from others.