Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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People loan their trust, they don't give it.
Better hazard than always be in fear.
It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.
Men are cruel, but man is kind.
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?
Beholdthe turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Knowingthat everything's futile but still fighting, still raging against the dying ofthe light that's what motivates me all the time ... If you hold that sense offutility in your head for too long, it can begin to eat into you. You canstill be aware of it
It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticatedcommunication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down,so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.
You can't unscramble an egg.