Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Ultimately, the

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

The art of life

The art of life is the avoiding of pain.

Man is born free,

Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains

What sunshine is

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

A man without a

A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.

A man who doesn't

A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyoneelse.

Beholdthe turtle.

Beholdthe turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.

Speechis human, silence

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

We judge others

We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves byour intentions.

Listening,not imitation,

Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

It's better to

It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.

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