Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.
Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
To believein something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
I said to the almond tree, ‘'Friend, speak to me of God,’' and the almond treeblossomed.
Thegreatest glory in living lies not in never falling,but in rising every time we fall.
We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.
If youare standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.
If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.
A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.
Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
There is something monstrous in commands couched in invented and unfamiliar language, an alien master is the worst of all. The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it.
All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.