Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

Every man has the right to feel that "Because of me was the world created".

Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.

I haveoften regretted my speech, never my silence.

You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.

Thepeak efficiency of knowledge and strategy is to make conflict unnecessary.

If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.

Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution.

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