Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.
Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.
Supicion of one's own motives is especially necessary for the philanthropist and the executive.
Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.
The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.
The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.
Enthusiasm is faith set on fire.
The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
Twoprisoners whose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on thewall. The wall is the thing which separates them but is also their means ofcommunication. It is the same with us and God. Every separation is a link.