Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Ignoring is not the same thing as being tolerant

If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

Conflictleads to less-than-adequate performance, resentments, and lack of motivation.

The "RESULT OF ANGER" is more painful than the "REASON OF ANGER". - "M.K.Gandhi"--

If you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body...." -ABDUL KALAM..

Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.

Do not despair, not even over the fact that you don't despair.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

When indoubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask. If you are not in doubt, you may bekidding yourself.

Whenour knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by theillusions of our senses.

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