Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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It is only when men

It is only when men begin to worship that they begin to grow.

Character is a by-product;

Character is a by-product; it is produced in the great manufacture of daily duty.

The art of showmanship

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

Power is something

Power is something of which I am convinced there is no innocencethis side of the womb.

Education is the chief

Education is the chief defence of a Nation.

Power consists in

Power consists in one's capacity to link his will with thepurpose of others, to lead by reason and a gift of cooperation.

Thereis all the difference

Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

In God we trust;

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Education makes people

Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; Easy to govern, but impossible to enslave

In oneof our concert

In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come greatharmony.

Whilewe consider when

Whilewe consider when to begin, it becomes too late.

What dowe live for,

What dowe live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other.

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