Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Don'tstand by the

Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.

The split in you

The split in you is clear. There is a part of you that knows what it shoulddo, and a part that does what it feels like doing.

Lookingfor fish?

Lookingfor fish? Don't climb a tree.

Nostrength within,

Nostrength within, no respect without.

Life imitates art

Life imitates art far more that art imitates life.

The bad gardener

The bad gardener quarrels with his rake.

We areall inclined

We areall inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts.

Whenmen and women

Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.

Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

Dealwith the faults

Dealwith the faults of others as gently as with your own.

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