Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Myfather said: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Letthe other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation foralways making all the money, you won't have many deals.
It is a good reader that makes a good book.
Nogarden is without its weeds.
Firstkeep the peace within yourself, then you can alsobring peace to others.
Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.
A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
The Older I get, the more I judge people by their character and not by their ideas.
Hearme, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.
Supicion of one's own motives is especially necessary for the philanthropist and the executive.