Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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To live is, in itself,

To live is, in itself, avalue judgement. To breathe is to judge.

Nothing astonishes

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Do we wish men to

Do we wish men to be virtuous? Then let us begin by making them love their country.

You made your bed, now lie in it.

It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.

A newbroom sweeps

A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.

If we shake hands

If we shake hands with icy fingures, it is because we have burnt them so horribly before.

Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

He who is overcautious

He who is overcautious will accomplish little.

The greatest virtue

The greatest virtue of man is perhaps curiosity.

Thefibers of all things

Thefibers of all things have their tension and are strained like the strings ofan instrument.

Neverforget the

Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.

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