Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.
Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.
Success is often the result of taking a mis-step in the right direction.
The more faithfully you listen to the voice withhin you, the batter you will hear what is sounding outside.And only he who listens can speak.
We gain freedom when we have paid full price for our right to live.
Wecould never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world.
A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out
When youhave to make a choice and you don't make it, that itself is a choice.
The ability to laugh together is the essence of love.
A man, when he burns, leaves only a handful of ashes. woman can hold him. the wind must blow him away.
Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.
Nothing destroys authority more than the unequal and untimelyinterchange of power stretched too far and relaxed too much.