Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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I liketo listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.
When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.
At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.
Liberation is not deliverance.
Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.
All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour.
It is easier to be brave from a safe distance.
Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.
The leaders who work most effectively, it seems to me,never say ‘I.’ And that's not because they have trainedthemselves not to say ‘I.’ They don't think ‘I.’ Theythink ‘we’; they think ‘team.’ They understand theirjob to be to make the team function. They