Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Laughter is shortest distance between two people.
Well done is better than well said.
We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.
When a man meets his mates society begins.
Thecourts of this country should not be the places where resolution of disputesbegins. They should be the places where the disputes end after alternativemethods of resolving disputes have been considered and tried.
We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.
Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict.
In thebusiness world, everyone is always working at legitimate cross purposes,governed by self interest.