Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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The problem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

Younever really understand a person until you consider things from his point ofview.

When youcannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action youshould take choose the bolder.

Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fateand captain of your soul.

It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

The measure of a man is what he does with power.

Somepeople reach the top of the ladder only to find it is leaning against thewrong wall.

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

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