Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Onemust talk little and

Onemust talk little and listen much.

Inspiration is apt

Inspiration is apt to come only while one is working, waited for, it usually keeps waiting.

Ourlives are not

Ourlives are not dependent on whether or not we have conflict. It is what we dowith conflict that makes the difference.

Somewherethere is a

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

An adventure is an

An adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.

The directuse of

The directuse of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employedonly by small children and large nations.

Whenevertwo people

Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.

You don'thave to

You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.

The great advantage

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.

A half truth is

A half truth is a whole lie.

you cannot establish

you cannot establish sound security on borrowed money

No matter how

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

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