Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Can we do good to the world? In an absolute sense, no; in a relative sense, yes.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.
You'rein a much better position to talk with people when they approach you thanwhen you approach them.
My Strength is made perfect in weakness
By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.
The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.
A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.
The leaders who work most effectively, it seems to me,never say ‘I.’ And that's not because they have trainedthemselves not to say ‘I.’ They don't think ‘I.’ Theythink ‘we’; they think ‘team.’ They understand theirjob to be to make the team function. They
The Natural flights of Human mind are not from Pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.
Kindness is never wasted. If it has no effect on the recepient, at least it benefits the bestower.
It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.