Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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No country without an atom bomb could properly consider itself independet.

Bekind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

Changemeans movement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.

Freedom to learn

Freedom to learn is the first necessity of guaranteeing that man himself shall be self-reliant enough to be free

The Universe is

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Old men are dangerous

Old men are dangerous; it does not matter to them what is going to happen to the world.

Happiness is the wondrous

Happiness is the wondrous commodity, the more your give; the more you have.

Education makes people

Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; Easy to govern, but impossible to enslave

Any man can make

Any man can make mistakes but only an idiot persists in his error.

Power will intoxicate

Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine thestrongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted withunlimited power.

If you are distressed

If you are distressed by anything external, the pain isnot due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you havethe power to revoke at any moment.

You cannot truly

You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

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