Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

The thoughts that come often unsought, and as it were, drop into the mind, are commonly the most valuable of any we have.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

Success is often the result of taking a mis-step in the right direction.

A person who talks about his Inferiors han't any.

Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.

Nothing is a permanent except change.

Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.

Thesingle most powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get upand walk away from the table without a deal.

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