Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Can we do good to the world? In an absolute sense, no; in a relative sense, yes.

Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.

A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

Neversay more than is necessary.

Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem

A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

If your desires be endless, your cares and fears will be so too.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

Peoplewho are only good with hammers see every problem as a nail.

A half-truth won for ourselves is worth more than a whole truth learned from others.

Adversityis the foundation of virtue.

Constantrepetition carries conviction.

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