Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Life imitates art

Life imitates art far more that art imitates life.

Somewherethere is a map

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

A man'sconversation

A man'sconversation is the mirror of his thoughts.

Zeal is fit only

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

He who asks a

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.

Youdon't run twenty-

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Never[enter] into

Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.

Allthings are ready,

Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.

Thedifference between

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

The bad gardener

The bad gardener quarrels with his rake.

Conflictisn't negative,

Conflictisn't negative, it just is.

Skill inthe art of

Skill inthe art of communication is crucial to a leader's success. He can accomplishnothing unless he can communicate effectively.

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