Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Luck iswhat happens when

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Trust is difficult

Trust is difficult to define, but we know when it's presentand when it's not.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A man is but a product of his thoughts; what he thinks, that he becomes

Life imitates art

Life imitates art far more that art imitates life.

We areall faced

We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.

Thedays are too

Thedays are too short even for love; how can there be enough time for quarreling?

Whenyou cannot make

Whenyou cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of actionyou should take choose the bolder.

A book, tight shut

A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.

The hand of liberality

The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.

Never[enter] into

Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.

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