Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Before following a

Before following a leader, it's wise to see if he's headed in the right direction.

In loving, you lean

In loving, you lean on some one to hold him up.

Speech is of time

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity.

Blessed are they

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

Thereis all the difference

Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

A man, when he burns, leaves only a handful of ashes. woman can hold him. the wind must blow him away.

Experience is a hard teacher

Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

The comforter's

The comforter's head never aches.

When our hearts

When our hearts are empty, we collect things.

Everyoneis wise

Everyoneis wise until he speaks.

Trust begets trust

Trust begets trust and untrust begets untrust. It'snatural.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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