Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths.

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

Am Inot destroying

Am Inot destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

Whenconflict becomes

Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.

Think big, believe

Think big, believe big and act big for gaining victory over your difficulties.

If youare planning

If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.

Nothing astonishes

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Don'tuse a lot where a

Don'tuse a lot where a little will do.

Ifanyone is not

Ifanyone is not willing to accept your point of view, try to see his point of view.

A good listener

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

People who can't

People who can't admit they are part of the problem, willnever be part of its solution.

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