Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Every new adjustment is a crisis in self-esteem.

You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity.

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people angry enough to do something about it

Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.

Keep inmind that the better you understand what you want and why you want it, thebetter your chances will be of acquiring it.

Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.

The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.

No strength within, no respect without.

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

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