Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

Allthings at first appear difficult.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.

Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

There is no evil in the atoms, only in men's souls.

Theharder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.

The numberone goal in resolving a conflict is to make sure both sides maintain theirself-esteem.

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.

There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.

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