Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Accomplishmentof purpose is

Accomplishmentof purpose is better than making a profit.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.

Write injuries in

Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.

Astupid act entails

Astupid act entails doing the work twice over.

Learning is the property

Learning is the property of those who fear to do disagreeable things.

Jealousy arises from

Jealousy arises from lack of Confidence, not in others, but in onself.

There may be said

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

Beware,as long as

Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.

Old fools are

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

Anyone whoconducts an

Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

There'sno point in

There'sno point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity.Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.

In oneof our

In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.

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