Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Do not wrong

Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not hethat you wrong but yourself.

Whodigs a pit for

Whodigs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

A man without imagination

A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.

Folly is perennial and

Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived

Don'thate, it's

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

I’mwillin’ for any solution —

I’mwillin’ for any solution — religious, political. I’m not going to keepofferin’ to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.

Miracles enables us

Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.

Speakwhen you are

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Thesearch for someone

Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Freedom to learn

Freedom to learn is the first necessity of guaranteeing that man himself shall be self-reliant enough to be free

Any man's death

Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

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