Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Jealousy arises from

Jealousy arises from lack of Confidence, not in others, but in onself.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Silenceis the ultimate

Silenceis the ultimate weapon of power.

I give myself,sometimes

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

I know youbelieve you

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

If a man is prodigal

If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous

Childhood shows the man,

Childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day

As contagion of

As contagion of sickness makes sickness, contagion oftrust can make trust.

One person with

One person with a belief is a social power equal to nintynine who have only interest.

Happiness is the art

Happiness is the art of making a bouquet of those flowers within reach.

If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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