Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

It is much easier to be a hero than a gentleman.

A fly beforehis own eye is bigger than an elephant in the next field.

Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.

Bekind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

Ourlives are not dependent on whether or not we have conflict. It is what we dowith conflict that makes the difference.

It'snot the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes thedifference.

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

History is the witness of the times, the light of truth.

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

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