Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Beforeeverything else,

Beforeeverything else, getting ready is the secret to success.

If twopeople on the same job

If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.

Laughter is the

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

.Oneshould count

.Oneshould count each day a separate life.

Youcan't turn back

Youcan't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.

No nation is so

No nation is so poor that it cannot afford to gie free speech

You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself

Let uswork without

Let uswork without disputing. It is the only way to render life tolerable.

No matterhow thin you

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

A lost battle is a

A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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