Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

Keep inmind that the better you understand what you want and why you want it, thebetter your chances will be of acquiring it.

Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.

Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather thancompetitive goals.

Letevery eye negotiate for itself, and trust no agent.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Quite often good things have hurtful consequnces. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or killed by their courage.

There is a sweet joy that comes to us after sorrow.

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

Deep-seatedpreferences cannot be argued about.

The most successful man in the life is the man who has the best information.

Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

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