Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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The property of power is to protect.

At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

It isn't important to come out on top, what matters is to be the one who comes out alive.

What matter is not to add years to your life but to add life to your years.

People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.

To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.

The man with the new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

Onelearns by doing the thing; for though you think you know it, you have nocertainty until you try.

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