Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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The "RESULT OF ANGER" is more painful than the "REASON OF ANGER". - "M.K.Gandhi"--
Changemeans movement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.
The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.
It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.
.Oneshould count each day a separate life.
The leaders who work most effectively, it seems to me,never say ‘I.’ And that's not because they have trainedthemselves not to say ‘I.’ They don't think ‘I.’ Theythink ‘we’; they think ‘team.’ They understand theirjob to be to make the team function. They
You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.
Outside noisy, inside empty.
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.