Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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You made your bed, now lie in it.

Thetorment of human frustration, whatever its immediate cause,is the knowledge that the self is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangledmind’ leaking away in lonely, wasteful self-conflict.

Win/winis an attitude

Win/winis an attitude, not an outcome.

If you are patient

If you are patient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

By being pleasant

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

Glory is a poison

Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

If you ain't never

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Alwaysforgive your enemies.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

The deeper the

The deeper the waters are, the more still they run.

A man has no ears

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given no access.

Love arrives on

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

Don'tconsider your

Don'tconsider your reputation and you may do anything you like.

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