Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Wheneveryou're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make thedifference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factoris attitude.
Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; Easy to govern, but impossible to enslave
A language is like living skin itself.
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.
The mostimportant things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.
Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.
Malicedrinketh its own poison.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.