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Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  
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The real purpose
The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking
Thereare two dilemmas
Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
Habit: the shackles of the free
Habit: the shackles of the free
Inbusiness, you don't
Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.
It ishard to change
It ishard to change our point of view in a conflict. Most often, it is because weare not nearly as interested in resolving the conflict and possibly creatinga new ‘pearl’ as we are in being right.
The ruler proclaims
The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.
Anounce of mediation is
Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!
When there is
When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.
I give myself,sometimes
I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
Ifyou are leaning
Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.
Experience is a hard teacher
Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
No strength within,
No strength within, no respect without.

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