Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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There isno squabbling so violent as that between people who accepted an ideayesterday and those who will accept the same idea tomorrow.

Power is like being

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.

If Ishould ever

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

You can have

You can have power over people as long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he'sno longer in your power.

Difficultiesare meant to

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

Stoppingat third base

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

A critic is a man

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

Surprise is the greatest

Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us.

Power doesn't corrupt

Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.

No one is rich

No one is rich enough to do without neighbour.

Lower your voice

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

Makesure you leave

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

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