Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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We make our friends, we make our enemies, but God makes our next-door neighbours.

Don'tthrow out the baby with the bath water.

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.

Power, however it has evolved, whatever its origins, willnot be given up without a struggle.

Happiness is the wondrous commodity, the more your give; the more you have.

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

Informationis a negotiator's greatest weapon.

Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

The Natural flights of Human mind are not from Pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

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