Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.
Thespirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.
Power tires only those who do not have it.
Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
Everyoneis wise until he speaks.
A lifemaking mistakes is not only more honorable, butmore useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor is a man perfected without trials.
I’mwilling for any solution religious, political. I’m not going to keepoffering to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.
Politeness is the art of selecting among one's real thoughts.
A fly beforehis own eye is bigger than an elephant in the next field.
Livingwith integrity means: not settling for less than what you know you deserve inyour relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speakingyour truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in waysthat are in harmony