Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Love arrives on

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

Manners make the

Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.

If youare standing

If youare standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

Personal responsibility

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

No one wouldtalk

No one wouldtalk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

If a man speaks

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

Bythree methods

Bythree methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest;second, imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is thebitterest.

A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

Assumptionof cooperative

Assumptionof cooperative goals leads to viewing the conflict as a common problem to besolved for mutual benefit.

To understand everything

To understand everything is to forgive everything.

He is poor indeed

He is poor indeed that can promise nothing.

A danger forseen is half avoided.

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