Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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It's notthe size

It's notthe size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Gossip is the art

Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid

Themost important of

Themost important of life's battles is the one we fight daily in the silentchambers of the soul.

Communicationis not only

Communicationis not only the essence of being human, but also a vital property of life.

To ask advice is

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.

Glory is a poison

Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

Nomatter how thin

Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

When our hearts

When our hearts are empty, we collect things.

It isdifficult to negotiate

It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.

Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

History is the witness

History is the witness of the times, the light of truth.

Children are like wet

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

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