Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetitionimpresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

We judge others

We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves byour intentions.

Itis all right if

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

When work is pleasure

When work is pleasure, life is joy.

Acreaking door hangs

Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.

The hero's tomb

The hero's tomb is the cradle of the people

Thesearch for someone

Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.

Silencemay be golden,

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

They may forget

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

It isnot necessary

It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

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