Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

Prayrer changes things by changing people.

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

A roundegg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harshaccording to how you speak them.

Mensucceed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for theirvictories.

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Treat peopleas if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what theyare capable of being.

The hardeststep is over the threshold.

Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

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