Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Happiness is the art

Happiness is the art of making a bouquet of those flowers within reach.

Beholdthe turtle.

Beholdthe turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.

Drown not thyself to save a

Drown not thyself to save a drowning man

The singlemost powerful

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

Malice drinketh its

Malice drinketh its own poison.

Power is like being

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.

Suffering is the sole

Suffering is the sole origin of consciousness.

No one wouldtalk

No one wouldtalk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

It isthrough cooperation,

It isthrough cooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes willbe derived.

Grantgraciously what

Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

Somewherethere is a

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

Trust exists; only

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

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