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Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Whenyou're at the edge of a cliff, sometimes progress is a step backwards.

The comforter's head never aches.

As we grow old...the beauty steals inwards.

Power, however it has evolved, whatever its origins, willnot be given up without a struggle.

The Older I get, the more I judge people by their character and not by their ideas.

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

We willbe known by the tracks we leave behind.