Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool appraising glance at his pals.
2 KISS U IS SOMETHING UNBELIVABLE, 2 LUV U IS SOMETHING PROBABLE, 2 HUG U IS SOMETHING DREAMBLE, 2 LOOK AT U IS SOMETHING ENJOYABLE, BUT 2 MISS U IS SOMETHING UNBERABLE.