Santa: Yaar bachpan

Santa: Yaar bachpan
Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.
  

Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1594 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa sent Rs10000 unsigned cheque to PM's Flood Relief Fund & wrote"Cheque is unsigned bcoz, I do not want any publicity..
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
After bus accident.. man crying: mera hath kat gaya. bahut dard ho raha hai. santa: abey chup baith. wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
santa library me 2 3 ghante bUk padke bola.SO BORING,so many characters bt no story.Thn librarian says, Sardarji this is telephn dirctry.
Santa ko Raaste me cycle ka pedal mila. Woh use uthakar,Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola ye sambhal ke rakhde, isme cycle dalwadenge
Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot. Santa: I'm confused. I think she is cold but people say she's hot.
just imagine u r in the 3rd floor. It catches fire. How will u escape?" santa: "it is very simple i will stop my imagination
Santa: May I come in Sir? IntervieweWait Please.. Santa: 75 KG Sir!
SaNTA My mobile bill how much? Centre girl: Just dial 123 to know ur current bill. SANTA Stupid,not current bill My mobile bill..
Santa Oye tera ek daant neela kaise ho gaya ? Banta Yaar mein ink lagayi hai. Santa woh kyon ? Banta Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH ka jamana hai..
SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
Santa wanted to do a STD call to Punjab, he wanted to save money. What did he do? He went to Punjab and made a Local call.