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A sardar on an i
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
  
Jan, 17 2012     168 chars (2 sms)     2424 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Dad : Son, what
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Teache Give An
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young girl praying:
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A pregnant lady
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Teacher:I wish
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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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English Teacher: Make
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