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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
  
Jan, 17 2012     168 chars (2 sms)     1724 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12
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What is D diff.
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Teacher : Peter,why
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An American couple
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One day a man
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Patient: Doctor,
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Wife: Why are
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
2 sardar soldiers
2 sardar soldiers captured a pakistani, gave him dice & said, if u get 1,2,3,4,5 V'll kill u! paki asks: 6 aya to? sardars: Then, throw again..
A lady gave an
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Young Son: Is it
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Q: Why do brides
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