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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
  
Jan, 17 2012     168 chars (2 sms)     2791 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why does history
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
Teacher:The best
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Movie director
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Raj: Meet my
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Q: If a devil
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
when u kiss an
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Q:Why most men
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Q: Why did the
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da cocktail party
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A new Boy joins
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Teacher : If u have
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