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A sardar on an i
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
  
Jan, 17 2012     168 chars (2 sms)     2022 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER : Winnie
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Husband: Today is
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Dad : Son, what
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I bought my wife
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Girl: Will you love
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Never Explain Yourself
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Rampa: what is
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History TeacheFrom
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Girl: Do U love
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Height of technical
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A little kid asks
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