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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
  
Jan, 17 2012     168 chars (2 sms)     2683 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Question Girl :
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Judge to accused:
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Boy: Y did Gandhiji
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indian- i have
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Two men are
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He said... Do
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A girl comes late
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Why do bosses
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Q: What did the
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