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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…

Mr.bean said to his GirlFriend"I luv u"& fell down. Again Told"I luv u"&fell down.Girl: y u r doing like this? Mr.bean: I am falling in love

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes

First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi's house has caught Fire & he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire Station..!

Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

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