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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
  

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Police to a drunkard: Where are you going? Man: To listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking, on health. Pol: Who'll lecture at Midnite? Man:My wife,.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!
A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.