Q: Why did the

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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
  

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TeacheHarbhajan is male or female? Student: Female. TeacheHow? Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he
Try this ,its fun Go to msg Select New msg activate T9 (or dictionary as in your mobile) & type these keys... 4#260#2#3665#42#42#42# try now and do re....
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college