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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
  

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The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up from the table and said, "I have to go back to the office. I forgot to lock the safe!" "What are you worried about?" the other said. "We're both here."
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows." "But I don't have any, my love." "I said, when we get married"