I Met Money

I Met Money & Said U R Just A Piece 0f Paper; Money SmiLed n Said; 0f Course I M Piece 0f Paper; But I Havn't Seen A DustbinFor Me Yet...

Jan, 14 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 1036 views General

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Giddyup, I"d wish

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