I Met Money

I Met Money & Said U R Just A Piece 0f Paper; Money SmiLed n Said; 0f Course I M Piece 0f Paper; But I Havn't Seen A DustbinFor Me Yet...

Jan, 14 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 1050 views General

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Which FISH can

Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.

Agar do pipal ke

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Aaj me apko pani

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5 benefits of kissing:

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Whats attitude? 3

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Be nice to the

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Nakhre aapke tauba

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If your legs are

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Duniya main 3

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God is an invisible

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If I could write

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Before u judge a

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