I Met Money

I Met Money & Said U R Just A Piece 0f Paper; Money SmiLed n Said; 0f Course I M Piece 0f Paper; But I Havn't Seen A DustbinFor Me Yet...

Jan, 14 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 1098 views General

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Chicken ready yes

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In the world Few

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Testing Ur BLOOD

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As we sail thru life,

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Heaven is when u have

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U r my sweet heart

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Everybody wants someone

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ABCDEFG: a boy can

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Ja SMS ja,mere

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Life has its ups & downs.

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Kai viyo saa Milya koni

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