Old people used

Old people used to annoy me at weddings, pinching my cheeks saying you are next. They stopped that when I started doing the same to them at Funerals!!!

Jan, 13 2012 151 chars (1 sms) 1039 views Funny

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1 Bhakt Ashram

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Dil ka dard dil

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subah ko yaad

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if I was a Painter

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Ho gayi galti humse

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse

I saw six men

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I cnt msg u til

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What is Education

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Find keys in

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Best punishment dat

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U Ned Heart Ye

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SOMETIMES U MAY

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