Old people used

Old people used to annoy me at weddings, pinching my cheeks saying you are next. They stopped that when I started doing the same to them at Funerals!!!

Jan, 13 2012 151 chars (1 sms) 971 views Funny

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I ve written nice

I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far

Sometime my mind asks

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I want to see you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it"s simply because............mental patient needs more care.....Ha!Ha!Ha!......."

I've been arrested

I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

Sir to Student: What

Sir to Student:"What is the Similarity Btween Girl frnd & Mobile??" Student:- Sir Both are Diconnected WhenThere is "No Balance"

Find keys in

Find keys in a Key board But do not expect a mother in mother board.Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but don't expect a FOOL at a FULLSTOP.

Hey can u do

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

Teachers are those

Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.

For Heart Beat

For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me

U love sumone.

U love sumone.. U marry sumone else. The one u marry Bcoms ur wife or husband & the one u loved Bcoms the password of ur email id.

Hai tu agar mera

Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

There r only 2

There r only 2 situations in lyf wer u should enjoy d most.1.after completin ur studies & b4 joinin 2 work.2.After engagemnt & b4 marriage

Winter comes again

Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.

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