Hum honge fully

Hum honge fully
Hum honge fully pass hum honge fully pass Hum honge fully PASS EK DIN Ho....Ho Likhte hai BAKWAS per university pe hai VISHAWAS Vo karenge hum ko PASS ek din.
  

Jan, 13 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1201 views       Funny

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